The Wonderful International Language of Cuckoldry

Le matin, après le départ de son amant, votre femme a encore son sperme en elle, mais vous ne l'aimez pas moins pour autant. 

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In the morning, after her lover has left, your wife still has his sperm inside her, but you don't love her any less for it. 

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Et dans neuf mois, vous serez content d'avoir eu cette conversation et qu'elle ait jeté ses pilules aux toilettes. 

 And in nine months time you will be glad that you had 'the talk, and she flushed her pills away.

 Tea Bagging

Tea bagging is one of those many lovely activities that a Woman can do for a man. It takes care and enthusiasm on her part to arouse her Lover and keep him hard and ready for the pleasures to follow, it also takes lots and lots of practice until a high level of expertise can be achieved, which is ably demonstrated here by my Wife Linda on her Boyfriend Robert. 

Such skills must be nurtured and Linda has made it her mission to be the best ‘tea bagger’ there is. Consequently she spends every Friday night through to Monday morning at Roberts apartment and on Tuesday and Thursday he comes to ours and spends the night upstairs with her. 

“Practice makes perfect,” she says and I have to admit that she looks pretty accomplished to me. The funny thing is though - she never practices on me.

 My Cuckold Shorts

"I can't get the picture of your pretty long legs out of my my mind Dear." 

"What do you mean? We've been married five years; you've seen me in my knickers plenty of times. Why now?" 

"You know why my Love. I still have that image of you and Leroy in bed together the other night. Those lovely pink legs of yours, crossed over his back was such a fetching sight." 

"You do know why they were in that position, don't you?" 

"Of course I do! He had his big brown cock buried inside you and you were making sure it stayed there after he had cum." 

"Maybe you shouldn't have come home early." 

"What? And miss the sight of your lovely long legs?"

 You’re not supposed to phone me

“No! Honestly Dear, I am still at work.” 

 “Really! You expect me to believe that?” 

 “Honestly Dear. Marcus has been giving me lots of things to take down. We’ve been hard at it all afternoon.” 

“i know what he’s been getting you take down, and right now you are sat naked in his office.” 

“Okay ‘clever clogs’. How do you know all this?” 

“Because i have been sat outside the office door listening to you both go 'hard at it.’ Isn’t that what a cuckold is supposed to do?” 

“Yes it is cucky. But you’re not supposed to phone me when I am with him.”

Cuckold Vignette

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“Are you going to put a skirt on Dear?”

“Are you going to put a skirt on Dear?” 

“No Silly! I shall just pull this black dress down. Why do you ask?” 

“That will barely cover your arse My Love. Everyone will see your stocking tops.” 

“That’s exactly the effect that I have been looking for.” 

“Why?” 

“Because Marcus, your Boss, will be at the party and I was hoping to attract him.” 

“Well that should work. He’s already asked me if you would go on a date with him.” 

“Oh good! With any luck we may have a little thing going by later this evening.” 

“That ‘little thing’ you mention could be a big dark cock, which will be inside you for the rest of the night. Is that what you mean?” 

“Spot on cucky! Spot on!”

a memory in my lifetime

We love to go to my Boss’s annual Masked Ball and it always ends the same way. He pretends that he doesn’t know who the beauty is that he seduces after the ball is over and she pretends that she thought that it was me. 

i might be a cuckold, but i am not a fool. It did not take me long to realise that his business trips and her business trips away always coincided. That the pretty underwear and jewellery that she now proudly wears were not bought by me and that for some reason his number was on her phone. 

So tonight, after the ball is over, I might find them and look in on just what they are doing together. Who knows! I might see something beautiful to last as a memory in my lifetime.