Have you forgotten something? 

“Madeline. Have you forgotten something?”

“I don’t think so. What do you mean?”

“Where are your knickers? You remember them? Those strangely odd shaped pieces of cloth that are supposed to cover your sexual organs.”

“I’m sitting here with my sarcastic boring little husband in a bar surrounded by big handsome Black Men. Do you honestly think that I am going to cover up just to placate you?”

“No! Silly me! Whatever was I thinking of? Why on earth would I think that my little Wifey would want to sit quietly with her devoted husband and not flirt with other men.”

“Yes you are silly. Now if you care to f*ck off, I think my flirting just worked.”

Janine it’s time to go

“Janine! It’s time to go. The last bus leaves in ten minutes.”

“I don’t want to leave just yet Dear. Harvey here said that he would give me a lift home later.”

“That’s humiliating! Leaving my Wife in a club flirting with another man is not quite what I had in mind for the rest of the night.”

“And going back home with you isn’t quite what I had in mind cucky!”

“Well Okay. But try not to show too much more of your arse to the boys.”

“Of course not. Except Harvey; he can see as much as he likes.”

Pin it on

 

"We have three hours before landing in Yorunna. Is there anything that you would like Master?"

"I'd like you Darlin! But who's flying the aeroplane?"

"My hubby. We are a married flying crew for the Black Master Organisation's Executive Transport Department." (Unbuttonning her blouse)

"So what are your duties while hubby steers?"

"I'm co-pilot for take off and landing, and Entertainments Officer in between." (Unzipping her skirt and dropping it to the floor)

"So what can the Entertainments Officer do for me."

"She can strip naked and beg the Master to use her in any way he wants." (Unhooking her bra and baring her perfect breasts)

"Offer accepted, but I have one condition."

"And what is that Master?" (Stepping out of her panties)

"I like your uniform. So please keep your hat on."

"I shall Master. Unless you blow it off when you cum in me." (Taking his large member into her mouth)

"In that case you'd better pin it on Sweetheart."

Called something else

 

"Who are you looking at Dear?" 

"Sorry! I got distracted. I was just looking at that big chap over there." 

"Do you mean Jez? The big Black Man who just smiled at you. And who's smile you are now returning with your own." 

"I was just being friendly." 

"Smiling at a big hunk like him while your husband sits with you is called something else." 

"And what's that little man."

"Flirting!" 

"And if I go over and talk to him, what would that be called?" 

"Well if it goes the way i think it might ...

... it will probably be called something else."

Surreptitious

 

When Julie, my wife, and I decided to have a party in our apartment for all the other tenants in our block, our next door neighbour Onye was the life and soul of the party. He was friendly to everyone, including Julie who seemed to enjoy his cheeky innuendo and wandering hands.

"He was just flirting with me," she said, but i knew better. And after they both surreptitiously disappeared from the party I was suspicious and followed them into the kitchen where I was left in no doubt as to his intentions. And, of course, these were her intentions too, but ... 

 ... no longer so surreptitious.

 

 

Are you flirting with me?

 

"Are you flirting with me?" 

 

"He'll yeah!" 

 

"With my husband just a few feet away over there?" 

 

"I told him just a few minutes ago that I was going to seduce you .." 

 

"You did? And what did he say?" 

 

"He said that he was a believer in the Natural Order, and the decision was yours to make." 

 

"Wow! So I can decide between going home with Ralph and having three minutes of sweaty unsatisfying sex, or taking you up on your promise of seduction. What is a girl to do?" 

 

"Well let me tell you to decide. I don't sweat and you can tell Ralph that your 'three minutes' will become three days of total pleasure." 

 

"Ralph dear, I have something I wish to ask you ..." 

 

"The answer is yes Dear. So I'll see you next week."

 

 

I haven't forgotten a thing

 

"Er! Jackie!"

 

"Yes Dear?"

 

"Haven't you forgotten something."

 

"I don't think so."

 

"There are three big Black men sitting outside that cafe just across the road. They are looking over at us and you have forgotten to put panties on this morning."

 

"Oh! So they are! And no Gerald, I haven't forgotten a thing."

It really does turn you on

 

"We both know it does, I love seeing the look of hope and lust for you in their eyes, but that is not what this evening is all about. Isn't it." 

"What do you mean?" 

"We both know that your Master, Samuel, will walk into the room and snap his fingers. And then you will leave the party with him to spend the rest of the night and much of tomorrow lying naked in his bed with your legs wide open with his ten inch manhood deep inside you. Inviting him to ejaculate in you again and again and ......" 

"Wow! It really does turn you on doesn't it." 

"Why else do you think I am your cuckold?"