Oh there you are Esme!

“Oh there you are Esme. I’ve been looking all over the beach for you. Who is this?”

“This is Michel. We met a few moments ago. He doesn’t speak much English but I think he rather fancies me.”

“Well why wouldn’t he? You are both totally naked and lying so close together that you are almost touching. Are you sure you both just met?”

“Er! Not quite. It was a couple of hours ago.”

“You’ve been at it again haven’t you. You’ve been looking for Black Blokes and ‘doing’ them.”

“I’m so sorry Dear. I just can’t help myself.”

“Well I shall leave you both to it. See you later - Slut!”

“Not if I see you first - Cucky Boy!”