What a cuck!

“Hey Baby. Don’t you want to get away from that window? Somebody might be watching you through a telescope.” 

“Somebody is watching me already My Love.” 

“Really. How can you tell from that distance?” 

“Because I told my husband that I’d be here, so I knew he’d have his little telescope out.” 

“Telescope is a euphemism right?” 

“You guessed it Big Boy.” 

“What a Cuck!”