The Natural Order

 

Txt: 'I hope you're not too lonely while I take a few days holiday in Bermuda, so I took a selfie for you.'

Txt: 'Thanks Dear! Much appreciated! But that's not a selfie.'

Txt: 'What do you mean?'

Txt: 'Selfie' usually means a photo of one's self. You seem to have your work colleague Desmond in the picture with you. Is it a works outing by any chance. If it is, it's a bloody good firm you both work for.'

Txt: 'Oh it's just a coincidence. We bumped into each other by chance.'

Txt: 'Okay! Well here's another coincidence. I phoned the hotel last night and it seems that Desmond is staying in Room 377. And guess what? So are you it seems.'

Txt: 'I'm sorry!'

Txt: 'Don't be. It looks like you have discovered the Natural Order without me.'