I'm just starting early

 

"Why are you dressed and made-up. i thought we were going to have a quiet night and not go down to the hotel bar tonight."

"You don't have to Kevin. Besides, you would just be bored sitting in the bar on your own."

"Why would i be on my own. We're on our honeymoon."

"I know Dear, but we did agree that we should start our married life as we mean to go on. Didn't we?"

"What does that mean?"

"You know that big guy who talked to me on the beach today?"

"The big Black Man. You told me he's called Devon. What about him?"

"Devon has asked me for a date tonight, so I'm meeting him in the bar in three minutes time."

"It's a bit soon in our marriage for you to start cuckolding me isn't it?"

"Start as we mean to go on you said ....

 

... so I'm just starting early, that's all."