My Lover

What does a husband say when he comes home sick with a splitting headache looking to spend the rest of the day in bed and finds his Wife naked in the shower with a young Black Man? One could feign surprise or outrage, but my Melissa could have never been described as faithful so there was no point in becoming annoyed or bitter.

 

So it was with some acquiescence that I accepted her very brief answer to my question. "And who is this?" I asked her while trying very hard not to gaze at the prodigious member hanging from the man's groin.

 

She turned to face him, and smiling right at him she replied, "My Lover!"

 

"Of course he is," i said, and went to find some paracetamol.