What's the problem?

 

"Master! I'm sorry! Can you stop for a minute please." 

"Why? What's the problem? Is my big schlong too much for you?" 

"You know that's not true My Love. It's just that I think my husband Clive is looking at us through the keyhole." 

"I thought you had told him you now belong to me, and he's got to wear the cuckold's cage on his 'little man'." 

"I did! But I forgot to tell him that he can't stay here when you and me are together like this." 

"I don't mind, if you don't. It's not as if he is my equal in that department." 

"Okay! He can stay outside the door and listen. And maybe wonder just why you are now my Lover ...

... and not him." 

 ......... 

Through the door - "Thank you Master."