Called something else

 

"Who are you looking at Dear?" 

"Sorry! I got distracted. I was just looking at that big chap over there." 

"Do you mean Jez? The big Black Man who just smiled at you. And who's smile you are now returning with your own." 

"I was just being friendly." 

"Smiling at a big hunk like him while your husband sits with you is called something else." 

"And what's that little man."

"Flirting!" 

"And if I go over and talk to him, what would that be called?" 

"Well if it goes the way i think it might ...

... it will probably be called something else."