no more nudist holidays

 

"Nigel, we have been coming here, to this nudist camp, every year now since we were married. Aren't you fed up with seeing all those old fat men and their saggy breasted Wives around the bloody place." 

"I thought you liked being naked. And showing off your nice body." 

"I do! But not to these old farts." 

"Well who then?" 

"Have you heard of The Natural Order?"

"Are you saying that you would like to be Black Owned again and turn me into a cuckold?" 

"Sorry Nigel ... 

... I already have." 

"Does this also mean no more nudist holidays?" 

"Well I expect to be naked quite a lot from now on, but for you, ... 

... things might be a 

whole lot different."