A double brandy

 

"Oh hello Dear. Didn't expect to see you. It's a little early for a coffee beak isn't it?"

"Yes I know! I shall pour you a cup because I want to speak to you."

"I see. What is it?"

"Well Ramone is very appreciative of your sacrifice, and has asked me to tell you so."

"The Natural Order is not a 'sacrifice' for a hubby My Love. A Wife as beautiful as you should have a Black Master."

"That's good to hear Dear, so Ramone has a couple of requests to make."

"Okay? What are they?"

"As it is Saturday morning, he would like to stay for the weekend."

"I had plans for us to go to Mum's today, and have a lazy Sunday together. But if that is what you want - then okay."

"And he would like to take me on holiday to St Kitts on Monday - for a month."

"Really? A whole month? I know I'm a cuckold, but that's some sacrifice isn't it?"

"I know it is Dear, but he would like something else."

"Oh hell! What is it?"

"He wants to make a complete Woman out of me."

"Does that mean what I think it means?"

"That's our intention Dear."

"Can you put a double brandy in my coffee please, ...

... I think I'm going 

to need it."