What are you two doing here?

“What are you two doing here? Why are you both standing there naked with my equally naked Wife. And oh yes Jim! Please remove your hand from Angela’s arse.”

“You invited us round Martin. You told us to come round and have our way with her, and she said it was a good idea.”

“I don’t remember saying that.”

“Yes you did. You said to come round tonight and ‘poke her’.

“I said Poker. We’ll play bleeding Poker.” 

“Oh sorry mate! What shall we do now then!”

“If you can all wait a minute, i’ll have a quick shower and come and join you.”