I’m taking the Mercedes.

 

“I’m taking the Mercedes,” she said as she left.

“Who are you meeting this time?” i asked.

“A new guy. Someone from work. I shall probably be late.”

“It’s that big black man you were talking to when i picked you up from work isn’t it,” i said.

“Yes! What of it,” she replied aggressively.

“Oh nothing Dear! It’s just that i asked him to take you out,” i replied.

“Good,” she said, “then you will know that he has a taste for doing other men’s Wives in the back of their car.

“i know Dear! That’s why i asked him. I’m quite proud of my Merc and of you. It’s what us cuckolds get off on.”