Patience has its own reward

 

"Hi babe! Have you been here all night?"

"Yes! I have been patiently lying here thinking of you with Jackson. But I must have fallen asleep at about three o'clock."

"Were you wondering how my date went?"

"Of course!"

"Well we had a couple of drinks and then went back to his place. We have been making love for most of the night. His big old rod was plunging into me for hours on end. I felt so honoured to know that he felt my body was good enough for his seed. In such quantities too."

"That's good for a husband to know, my Love. And did he drive you home as arranged."

"Yes! Why do you ask?"

"I expect that his 'big rod' had one more 'plunge' before you got out of his car just now."

"Ah! I understand. You watched us. So enjoy yourself Dear, ...

... you deserve a delicious
present for your patience."