Is he special?

“You seem to be making a lot of effort for this new guy? And you’ve shaved your mound. Is he special?”

“I should say so. Did I tell you that he’s a Black Guy?”

“i pretty much guessed so. These Black Men expect their Girlfriends to be soft and shaven. It makes mating and baby making all the more pleasurable and efficient apparently.”

“Well so now you know.”

“Oh Christ alive! You’re going into production with him aren’t you.”

“That’s a good deduction cuckboy!”