Jereme has just bought me.

“Oh there you are Dear! Jereme has just bought me as his personal whore for six months. It was a fair price I think. Could you now go and pick up his cheque to finalize the deal.

He and I can then go off together and I shall see you in a few months time. And don’t spend all of his money on your train-set cucky because when I get back you are taking me on holiday to Jamaica.”