Bloody hilarious more like 

“So I’ll just have this coffee and go back in. Wonderful party don’t you think?”

“Wonderful? Bloody hilarious more like. Did you see my Jim’s face when I went out the back with big Henry.”

“Oh God yes! And did you see Gerald’s little lump in his trousers when he saw me making out with that other black bloke with the big bulges - everywhere?”

“Well they are both such a couple of cucks aren’t they. Just as well really. So let’s go back in and have a nice time with Henry and Bulgy - whatever his name is. Our hubbies can drink themselves silly while we do what we should have done ages ago.”

“And what’s that Sis?”

“Fuck their brains out!”