It may be a shock to you 

“Why are you checking them Dear?”

“Oh! No reason!”

“Really? Can I ask you again? Why are you checking your breasts. Those very same breasts that have been increasing in size recently.”

“Well! It may be a shock to you, but you may as well know that I am having Master’s child.”

“A shock? Every night he has been with you I have been there beside the bed wearing a restraint on my little penis, with your unconsumed birth pills hanging on a loop around my neck. And I have suffered the embarrassment of knowing that each and every time he ejaculates in you that he does so into your unprotected body. So ask me again why you think it is such a shock that he has knocked you up.”

“Maybe ‘shock’ is too strong a word. How about total ‘humiliation’, or ‘less than a man’ or ‘emasculation’. Would they be more appropriate cucky?”

“Of course they would Dear.”