To the winner goes the spoils. 

“Your night out with the girls Dear; is there something i should know?”

“Erm! Gretchen here is taking me to a Black Masters’ poker party. She says that I am the prize for the highest hand.”

“To the winner goes the spoils. Is that it?”

“To the winner goes your Missus more like cucky.”

“i think that i got that My Darling. Have fun!”