I’m already packed 

“Oh look! You might as well know. I’m having an affair with your Boss.”

“Really? Who’d have thought it after you and he danced the night away at the office Christmas Party and then he phoned me to ask you to go on a date with him. And when you didn’t come home for two days after the date but then went out straight away to accompany him on a ‘business trip’ to the West Indies. I can manage to work it all out for myself - don’t you think?”

“Okay cucky - well done. And have you worked out that he is sending you to the Arctic on a four month fact finding mission?”

“Yes actually. I’m already packed and I have been brushing up on my Inuit“

“Then Tavvauvutit (Goodbye) cucky!”