Cucky Texts

Txt: Thanks for the little film Dear. It's nice to hear from my Wife while I am away. It makes me appreciate you all the more.

Txt: Oh hell! I sent you the wrong text. Sorry!

Txt: Then who was it meant for? Was it Errol again?

Txt: No Sweetie! I told you that I had finished with him. It was for someone else.

Txt: Who are you seeing now?

Txt: Not who. But what.

Txt: WTF?

Txt: You remember before you left for Vladivostok, we discussed the White Mistress Order. Well I wrote to them and they wanted to see me naked to assess my suitability. So this film was for them.

Txt: And what text were they treated to; or should I not ask.

Txt: A report on my Mum's bad feet.

Txt: I'm so sad to have missed that bit of news Dear.

Txt: There's no need to be sarcastic.

Txt: Don't worry. I have their address, and I'll forward your film to them.

Txt: I'm so proud of you cucky.