Say Hello

"Oh how lovely. You came to join us on holiday."

"Of course I have Dear. But I think the hotel has got our room number wrong. You are in the Presidential Suite on the top floor, and they told me my room is on the bottom floor, overlooking the car park. Why is that?"

"I think it's because you arrived late, after your Boss, Marcel, sent you to Saudi for three weeks."

"Have you heard from Marcel my Love. When I rang the office they told me he's on holiday with his long-time Girlfriend."

"Oh he's over here. Why don't you come over and say hello."

"He's here? What room is he staying in? Or should I not ask."

"The Presidential Suite of course, cucky. Now follow me ...

... and say hello to our new Master."