Where did you get that from?

“Where did you get that from?” 

“Oh! This old thing. I just picked it up at the local jewelers.”

“Horse shit! That’s three thousand quid’s worth of gold and chain. And we’re not that well off. What did you have to do for him to get that?”

“I just made him a promise. That’s all!”

“So my pretty Wife earns herself three k’s worth of jewellery from her Big Black American Lover on just a promise. He must be expecting something pretty special.”

“Or as you say my little cucky hubby. 'Expecting' is such a loaded word don’t you think?”