You are going to anyway

“Who are you kidding? As soon as we get to the party you are going to meet up with that big handsome black bloke i saw you with yesterday and flirt like mad with him.”

“So you don’t mind if I do have a nice time with Shandrell.”

“If i said i do mind, would it make any difference?”

“No not really. But I promise not to humiliate you.”

“Not humiliate me? i know that you are only going to put a skirt on over that teddy and then sidle up to ‘Shandrell’ as you call him so he can see your tits - but that won’t humiliate me. Neither will it be when you are kissing him on the dance floor. But what will humiliate me is when you loudly say goodnight to all your friends and leave the party with him - that will humiliate me.”

“Then why are you bothering to come?”

“Because i love it - that’s why.”

“I know cucky! I know!”