The decent thing

“You will look after me won’t you Marcus, especially now.”

“Hell yeah! Er! What do mean - look after you?”

“You will do the decent thing won’t you?”

“Of course Sweetheart. But I thought your hubby had said that he will accept that you are having my baby.”

"Oh cucky isn’t the problem. He knows that you are the better man.”

“So what are you talking about?”

“Please promise me that you will keep f*cking me when my belly swells and after the baby is born.”

“No problem. Your hubby has already asked me this exact question. I told him not to worry and that I shall be regularly f*cking his Wife for many years to come.”