By Default

"Well, that's not what I said. But I suppose by default I would be .... a ... cuckold."

"By default? That's one way to describe me cheating on you with Big Jerome."

"Yes, I suppose it would be by def ....Wait a minute, I never said anything about any bloke called Jerome. Big or otherwise!"

"You know him. He's the guy who works upstairs from my office."

"You mean your Boss? You told me he's older than you."

"Well, you did say I could start dating other men, and he has told me he would like to date me, so it's a 'no brainer' really."

"So I assume you want to date Big Jerome."

"Well, we have discussed the possibility already, and I have already told him that you want me to go with other men."

"Are you sure that Big Jerome is the best man for you?"

"Of course I'm sure. He's just the man to cuckold you ...

... by default."