Cucky Texts

“Hi Derek. Jen and me arrived at Lake Garda an hour ago. She asked me to let you know that we arrived safely.”

“You couldn’t have just sent me a text saying that, could you. You have to send me something else too.”

“Well I just thought that you would appreciate the view from our balcony.”

“And that includes my Wife standing there holding her dress up does it? Was that before or after you had made love?”  

“Both cucky boy!”  

“I somehow knew that you were going to say that.”