Happy Christmas my Love

"You know that Santa isn't real, don't you Dear?"

"Ha! Ha! You know the reason I'm sitting here."

"What time is Jerome arriving?"

"He will be here at eight tonight."

"Is he staying the night?"

"Am I dressed like this, for him to leave straight away."

"So my Wife is spending Christmas Eve night with her Black Lover. Is that right?"

"Of course."

"Then have a happy Christmas my Love."