“I don’t like being overdressed.”

“So what else are you going to put on for your date?”

“You are not going to like this.”

“Oh Christ! You are going like that aren’t you.”

“Heavens no. That would show a total lack of taste. So could you pass me my dress please.”

“Sorry Dear. I shouldn’t jump to conclusions.”

“No you shouldn’t cucky. Now take this thong and put it back in the drawer. I don’t like being overdressed.”