Just tell them you are a cuckold

“Jackie! Why are you out here in the garden. You should be inside with all of the guests. It is your party after all.”

“Oh! I was just having a little chat with Michael. I shall come back in soon - I promise.”

“Does that little chat mean what i think it means.”

“Okay! You might as well know. Michael has asked for a date.”

“I take it that you have told him that you are my Wife, and to fuck off!”

“Er! Not quite.”

“You are going to go aren’t you. When?”

“In a second or so.”

“Then I had better tell the guests that you have been detained.”

“No, don’t bother Dear. Just tell them you are a cuckold. They will understand.”