And don’t i know it

“Are you okay? Please tell me that you’re fine …..”

“Oh don’t take on so Dear! All that has happened is that I have been with your Boss all afternoon. Now calm down and pour yourself a glass of this lovely St Emillion.”

“But what have you been doing with him. You don’t look as though you’ve been taking notes.”

“Oh this and that.”

“Was it this side of his bed or that side?”

“You know Master, cucky. He likes to play one end against another.”

“And don’t i know it.”