“It’s positive!”

“It’s positive Baby. You know what this means don’t you.” 

“My complete humiliation - that’s what.” 

“That too. But it also means that I have a been a good Mistress to my Lover. And he has said that he will never leave me and I am his for keeps now.” 

“So you told him before you told me. Is that it?” 

“Of course! We all know that it cannot possibly be yours, so it is only right that the father is the first to know.” 

“Not your poor husband then?” 

“Heavens no! Hubbies are never the first to know. I thought that you would have realised that by now cucky.”