Have you forgotten something? 

“Madeline. Have you forgotten something?”

“I don’t think so. What do you mean?”

“Where are your knickers? You remember them? Those strangely odd shaped pieces of cloth that are supposed to cover your sexual organs.”

“I’m sitting here with my sarcastic boring little husband in a bar surrounded by big handsome Black Men. Do you honestly think that I am going to cover up just to placate you?”

“No! Silly me! Whatever was I thinking of? Why on earth would I think that my little Wifey would want to sit quietly with her devoted husband and not flirt with other men.”

“Yes you are silly. Now if you care to f*ck off, I think my flirting just worked.”