So what is your news 

“You’re looking very serene and happy Dear. Has something happened?” 

“I’ve had some good news.”

“Oh God! Do i want to hear this? You’re pregnant aren’t you.”

“No Jerome and me are very careful. We know that it wouldn’t be fair to spring that on you.”

“Oh thank you My Love! So what is your news?”

“We have decided that I should come off the pill. There! At least it won’t be a shock for you cucky.”

“Well thank you! F*cking thank you!”