Traumatised Every Fish

"Shall we go back to your husband now."

"Are you sure? I thought we could have another swim. Like the one we had earlier?"

"The last swim we had, traumatised every fish for a hundred miles."

"I can't help it if you make me scream with happiness."

"Happiness eh! That's a new word for it. So, should we traumatise the fish, or your hubby."

"The fish obviously. My husband is used to it."