Your bum doesn’t look big in that dress.
“There’s no need to get arsey about my new dress. Just because your little Wifey likes to show a little more than usual.”
“Nice pun my love, but we both know why don’t we.”
“Do tell little man.”
“It’s for that big black bloke i saw you with the other day. He’ll be at the party won’t he.”
“So if I start making out with him, it won’t be a big surprise will it cucky.”
“Watching you being seduced by big handsome Black Studs is never a surprise for me my Sweet Little Slut.”

I am constantly telling my wife she is so hot, she’s big enough…
ReplyDeleteShe calls black men she wants me to accept “booty-do”…as in:
He has a great ass but his cock hangs lower than his booty do
What's a booty-do?
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